FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...– No one, ever. (via 50shades)
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses.
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top...– Jerry Seinfeld
turningintoaroutine: i’m realizing why the graduating students of my school call themselves IB survivors. i have no life for the next month.. who am i kidding, i never have a life. pff
How I want to be cheered up if I'm down
What the hell is wrong with me...I don't...
my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Let's make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged...
itsjustjensen: thewinchesterswagger: “Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom