my friend: i met a guy
me: i just started a new tv show
just watched the season finale in grey’s anatomy, I really hate Arizona now!!!
As an experiment for my Religious Education class,...
mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential
kirku: msbroccolihead: apparently Disney World’s Aladdin was fired for selling pot to Cinderella #talk about showing someone a whole new world
artsysauce: sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation